Posted in movies by - December 12, 2013

‘Homefront’ is exactly what it says on the tin. It’s a Jason Statham movie. This means Jason plays a badass who is pretty over his life of awesome-fu and wants to concentrate on his first love, painstaking scruff maintenance. But someone won’t let him chill, even though he asks nice. Twice.

So Jason beats the stuffing out of hordes of undifferentiated miscreants, mumbles intensely and returns the world to rights. Also, a great number of things blow the f@ck up.

It’s not gonna end up in the Criterion Collection, but you get what you came for. Bonus points for Winona Ryder and James Franco playing evil,and Kate Bosworth playing a ‘Faces of Meth’ PSA come to life.

This post was written by MisterDee

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