Really quick review. This isn’t worth your time. In a week or two it should be in the RedBox at your local Safeway, and even then it’s probably not worth the dollar RedBox is gonna want.

Some tips from me, in case they are planning a sequel:

1) Most of the houses in Portland don’t have pools. Every house in “Portland” does in this movie.
2) If you move into my house and immediately begin creating human-sized padlocked storage containers in my basement, we’re going to have a talk about that. Right away.
3) Any crazy serial killer slick enough to get away with it isn’t going to leave his desktop computer unlocked so you can check his browser history.