Movie 43 is essentially a festival of short films. Unfortunately for the strangely game cast of stars assembled, it is a festival of shitty short films. Hugh Jackman, for example, plays an extremely eligible bachelor who inexplicably has testicles swaying from his throat.

Neck balls. It’s that kind of party. Not worth inconveniencing the electrons needed to tell you about it.

I don’t know how this hot garbage got greenlit, but you would do well to spend the time doing literally anything else.