Charlie Sheen goes on the Alex Jones radio show, tells us all how perfect and awesome his life is while simultaneously burning the entire edifice down. At this point he’s basically a shaman. He’s so epically high that we’ve lost him to the spirit world. A crass and self-absorbed portion of the spirit world to be sure, but there can be no doubt that Mr. Sheen is now living beyond our pale imaginings. He has become Colonel Kurtz.

Now that he’s lost his gig and rendered himself largely unemployable, he’ll have more time for that walkabout. Best wishes on that vision quest.