This movie could hardly be assier. The screenplay is ridiculous. The acting couldn’t anchor a middle-school production of “Our Town”. Even the effects are slapdash and subpar. There is no reason to see this movie unless you are using the ambient noise to drown out something worse. Like the commentary track.

It’s hard to muster up a good fright for a world where the dead are wasting my toner and the zombies can be stopped by (actual) red tape. Spare yourself or my suffering will have been in vain.